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Back to School

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Don’t cry, Jen. You knew this was coming. So stop it. Just get ahold of your damn self girl and face it. Jennifer, you have TWO teenagers starting high school and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it! Right? I. Must. Deal. Even though all I want to do is to stop time and go back to …

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Heartbroken

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A child is born. He is the most beautiful thing. A child dies. He is the kindest of hearts. A new life comes into the world and only days later, one leaves it. This was our weekend: me and my boys. As we drove to the beach Sebastian, my nephew was being born into our family and this world. All …

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My Teenager Hates Me…and I Don’t GiveAF

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  He looks like my kid. Sometimes he even acts like my kid. I swear he’s mine. But last week when I asked him to, please take out the trash, and he stared at me like I had asked him to climb Mt.Everest naked…I had my doubts. I wanted to collect a blood sample and have him DNA tested! This …

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I told you so!

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On Thanksgiving Day my True Love gave to me…. Ten bottles of wine. Stopped nine times. Eight pounds of stuffing. Seven things in the oven. Six trips to Starbucks…. Fiiivvvveee HOUR DRIVE! Four in our car. Three bags for Jen. Two red-headed kids. All for Thanksgiving at the Healey’s!!!! 

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Back to School

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  It’s rainy. And gloomy… Pretty gross out today. Perfect for driving. NOT. So, of course…I’m only that much more freaked out as I watch Jonah drive away in the Prius with the STUDENT DRIVER sign on the top. Oh fuck. Not only do I officially have a kid old enough to be driving, in two weeks he’s starting high school. …

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One Reason Why Not

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I was bullied. Not gonna lie. In fact, I was sexually assaulted. Yup. I was teased, too. And emotionally abused by my sorority sisters…and I’m pretty fucking sure I was date raped. After all, “No means no”, right? Well, it was supposed to. And that was all in my Freshman year at MSU. So, as I watched the Netflix Mini-Series …

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That Time I Went Hiking

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Shoes. Water bottle. Lulu pants. Lulu tank. Lulu jacket. Lulu thong. And I could stop this blog right here…CUT! If we were filming a TV pilot, or a screenplay…the director would be screaming, “CUT!” Cause I mean, it’s just so fucking stupid how dumb it all is. I’m getting ready this morning to take my boys hiking in the mountains. …