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Why Don’t They Like Me?

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Kids love me. All kids. There is not a kid in the world that doesn’t. Look, do you know a kid? Put them in front of me and see if they love me. (No. Forget it. I already can tell you…they DO.)  All children think I’m the most amazing human being ever known to man. Except for my boyfriend’s kids. …

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Back to School

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Don’t cry, Jen. You knew this was coming. So stop it. Just get ahold of your damn self girl and face it. Jennifer, you have TWO teenagers starting high school and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it! Right? I. Must. Deal. Even though all I want to do is to stop time and go back to …

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Heartbroken

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A child is born. He is the most beautiful thing. A child dies. He is the kindest of hearts. A new life comes into the world and only days later, one leaves it. This was our weekend: me and my boys. As we drove to the beach Sebastian, my nephew was being born into our family and this world. All …

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My Teenager Hates Me…and I Don’t GiveAF

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  He looks like my kid. Sometimes he even acts like my kid. I swear he’s mine. But last week when I asked him to, please take out the trash, and he stared at me like I had asked him to climb Mt.Everest naked…I had my doubts. I wanted to collect a blood sample and have him DNA tested! This …

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I told you so!

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On Thanksgiving Day my True Love gave to me…. Ten bottles of wine. Stopped nine times. Eight pounds of stuffing. Seven things in the oven. Six trips to Starbucks…. Fiiivvvveee HOUR DRIVE! Four in our car. Three bags for Jen. Two red-headed kids. All for Thanksgiving at the Healey’s!!!!