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Scared Shitless

In The Truth, Top 3 by Jennifer15 Comments

So, I have this tumor. (How’s that for an opening line to a blog post?) I have a tumor. Wow. Well, you know me! I’ve never been one for beating around the bush or sugar-coating stuff… I’m more of a “hold the bullshit” type of gal. (Wink, wink.) “It is not a tumor!” She says in her best Arnold Schwarzenegger …

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Happy Birthday To Me?

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So, last weekend I turned forty-six. Forty-fucking-six years old. (At forty-six I’m surprised I can even remember my age.) Honestly, last year after I turned forty-five everything went to shit. My eyes went blind, my bladder started leaking when I laughed, and my skin dried up like the Sahara Desert. For real! I couldn’t find a cream thick enough to …

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Pain is Beauty.

In Lifestyle, The Truth by Jennifer3 Comments

The creams. The needles. The pastes. The poking, pinching and picking. The popping, cutting and sucking…all the painful, horrible and insanely demoralizing things we do to make ourselves beautiful! But for who? (Or is it for whom?) Whatever who really cares at this point I just want to know WHY? Why do we do it? Why do we spend a …

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What Men REALLY Want in a Woman

In Dating Sucks, The Truth by Jennifer2 Comments

I’ve had it. I’m done guessing. Stopped trying to figure it out… I decided to go right to the source, Y’all! I asked my closest guy friends to tell me what men really want in a woman. I did it for YOU! (Thank me later, ok?) And let me tell ya it wasn’t comfortable asking all the tough questions–and getting …

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Dating Tips From The Shower

In Dating Sucks, The Truth, Top 3 by JenniferLeave a Comment

Today I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long ago…but it’s been some time now that I’ve been in a relationship. But today while I was shampooing my hair, I started thinking about how I used to get all dolled up …

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Dating Mistakes Men Make

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Can’t live with them. Can’t live without them. Men. But we can train them! (I kid…kinda.) Seriously, don’t you think we can just give them a little help so they don’t lose a great girl, offend an amazing woman…or turn-off a kick-ass catch? The answer is YES! (After all, that is my job, y’all.) And why you ask am I the …

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Connect More

In The Truth by Jennifer2 Comments

I am supposed to connect. Oh, like with you. Ya know, make a connection. Once or twice a week. Let me explain because even I’m confused by my thoughts. I am going to be writing more often here on The Truth Hurvitz! Isn’t that just so exciting? (That’s rhetorical.) I guess it is for those of you who miss my …