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Make Someone Happy

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I went in to buy a bracelet. Or a new necklace. Maybe a pair of earrings? Shit, I’m lying.. I went in to get something to wear for a party I have this weekend, ok? Whatever, I went into the store today to shop; I never expected anything like this to happen.

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What now?

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So, hi. Remember me? The girl with the blog. Me! The one that used to annoy you, ranting…and swearing and shit! Well, I’m back. And I have to say I’ve missed you. Truly, I have. I’ve been so busy, I’m sorry! Don’t be mad….just accept me back into your life. Don’t punish me like a toddler that misses his Mommy …

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News of the Day

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I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU! Ok, I’ll stop yelling. I’m just so excited! Where do I start? I feel like I need to make a list so I won’t forget anything. Yes! A list. I’m back with #13. I got a book deal. I went to Campowerment. I got contacts and glasses. I will be 45 next week.

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Man-A-Pause

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I wish I hated him. Or he did something shitty. Or he was mean. I wish he cheated on me… Or said hurtful words, was disrespectful or unkind. Then maybe this breakup would make sense. Maybe it would be less painful. I’d be able to eat and sleep. I’d stop crying. Ya. Maybe if he was a horrible human being, …

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One Happy Divorce – Hold the Bullshit!

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I’m sorry Y’all… I’ve just been so busy! I’m publishing my first book! “One Happy Divorce – Hold the Bullshit!”  Finally, it’s really happening. My very first book. It is real, I did it. Well, I’m doing it. I have the most incredible group of women working in my corner…they are sharp, and smart. All helping me get it done. …

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Number 13

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  Where do I start? From the top. And 5, 6, 7, 8… The beginning. Doe, re…MEEEE!! Look at that! How do I always seem to bring it back to who’s important here? ME. As I’m singing “Let’s start at the very beginning, it’s a very good place to start…when we count we begin with one, two, three. When we …

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A Girl’s Best Friend

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I haven’t been here in a while. I’m sorry! I know, I know… But I’ve been busy. Life has gotten in the way of well… Life. And I’ve been writing for some pretty kick-ass publications! I’m on BLUNTMoms, and SuburbanMisfitMoms. And in the Charlotte Observer! Jesus. I’m legit. Like who woulda thunk it? After three years of writing, I’d actually …

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Just Be Nice

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He’s such a dick. He is the biggest asshole, ever! He has nothing kind to say. He can’t even return a phone call. He doesn’t have a nice bone in his entire body. But he’s hot as hell, he has more money than Trump….and he lives in the “cool” part of town so who cares! YES! He is a DOUCHE, …