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Worst DATE Ever!

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I sat there watching. Boy, was it sad. It looked so…. Well, painful. No, it wasn’t just painful, it looked flat-out disastrous. It was like watching a terrible horror film with your hands over your eyes or a car wreck…You know like you don’t want to watch it but you just can’t help yourself. Yasss. That is what I witnessed …

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Dating Tips From The Shower

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Today I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long ago…but it’s been some time now that I’ve been in a relationship. But today while I was shampooing my hair, I started thinking about how I used to get all dolled up …

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I should do a PODCAST?

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Check one, two. Check. Is this thing even on? Can you hear me? Cause this seems to be working but it looks like a giant, black penis and I can’t really be sure! Push what button? Where is it? Ohhhh this one!! Yaaas! Hi, hi! Helllloo, out there world, I’m Jennifer Hurvitz and THIS is Doing Divorce Right Podcast! (Oh, …

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Words You’ll Wish You Never Heard

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I thought I had a pretty good vocabulary. Then I got divorced and started online dating… I went on online dating sites and quickly realized I was going to have to learn a whole new online dating vocabulary! All these crazy-ass words, but why? Well, it seems as we continue to fail and fuck up with dating and relationships we need …

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Dating Mistakes Men Make

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Can’t live with them. Can’t live without them. Men. But we can train them! (I kid…kinda.) Seriously, don’t you think we can just give them a little help so they don’t lose a great girl, offend an amazing woman…or turn-off a kick-ass catch? The answer is YES! (After all, that is my job, y’all.) And why you ask am I the …

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My Teenager Hates Me…and I Don’t GiveAF

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  He looks like my kid. Sometimes he even acts like my kid. I swear he’s mine. But last week when I asked him to, please take out the trash, and he stared at me like I had asked him to climb Mt.Everest naked…I had my doubts. I wanted to collect a blood sample and have him DNA tested! This …

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Batman Lives

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I try to leave. I’ve tried a million times. I break up with him. I say we will never work. He’s not my “type.” I make a list of why we shouldn’t be together; I bad mouth him to my friends…convincing myself we have no future. I fight with him to test us; not even knowing I’m doing it. But I …