Gives you the last piece of gum, the donut they really wanted, or the food they ordered. Oh, and watches The Bachelor with you every Monday night.
Listens while you go on, and on...and on about your friends, family, or work. And on. And on.
Accepts your kind of "crazy" and thinks it's sorta hot.
May not necessarily take a bullet for you, but would walk on the outside of the sidewalk, open your car door, or pull out your chair.
Shows up. Chooses you. Picks you every, single time no matter what.