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Happy Birthday To Me?

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So, last weekend I turned forty-six. Forty-fucking-six years old. (At forty-six I’m surprised I can even remember my age.) Honestly, last year after I turned forty-five everything went to shit. My eyes went blind, my bladder started leaking when I laughed, and my skin dried up like the Sahara Desert. For real! I couldn’t find a cream thick enough to …

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Millennials, You Suck at Divorce.

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Millennials You Suck!   (I think I’m about to lose my job. Those damn Millennials!) They’ve finally started doing something right! Yes, you heard me. I just got done reading an article that my Dad sent me from Bloomberg. Because of you pesky Millennials, the divorce rate is dropping! I can’t even believe it after all the annoying shit you do …

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Worst DATE Ever!

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I sat there watching. Boy, was it sad. It looked so…. Well, painful. No, it wasn’t just painful, it looked flat-out disastrous. It was like watching a terrible horror film with your hands over your eyes or a car wreck…You know like you don’t want to watch it but you just can’t help yourself. Yasss. That is what I witnessed …

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Pain is Beauty.

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The creams. The needles. The pastes. The poking, pinching and picking. The popping, cutting and sucking…all the painful, horrible and insanely demoralizing things we do to make ourselves beautiful! But for who? (Or is it for whom?) Whatever who really cares at this point I just want to know WHY? Why do we do it? Why do we spend a …

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What Men REALLY Want in a Woman

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I’ve had it. I’m done guessing. Stopped trying to figure it out… I decided to go right to the source, Y’all! I asked my closest guy friends to tell me what men really want in a woman. I did it for YOU! (Thank me later, ok?) And let me tell ya it wasn’t comfortable asking all the tough questions–and getting …

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Dating Tips From The Shower

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Today I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long ago…but it’s been some time now that I’ve been in a relationship. But today while I was shampooing my hair, I started thinking about how I used to get all dolled up …