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Hot CrossFit Buns

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We mock what we do not understand. And let me just say this…. I do not understand. I can not fathom how normal human beings (by normal I mean non-SuperHeros) can do the things that CrossFitters do. Oh, sorry…My bad. Do Y’all know this CrossFit shit? These ULTRA-insane looking men and woman who have like zero body fat and are able …

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Number 13

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  Where do I start? From the top. And 5, 6, 7, 8… The beginning. Doe, re…MEEEE!! Look at that! How do I always seem to bring it back to who’s important here? ME. As I’m singing “Let’s start at the very beginning, it’s a very good place to start…when we count we begin with one, two, three. When we …

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One Reason Why Not

In Family by dancedivajen2 Comments

I was bullied. Not gonna lie. In fact, I was sexually assaulted. Yup. I was teased, too. And emotionally abused by my sorority sisters…and I’m pretty fucking sure I was date raped. After all, “No means no”, right? Well, it was supposed to. And that was all in my Freshman year at MSU. So, as I watched the Netflix Mini-Series …

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Target Practice

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I have an addiction. I try to hide it. Convince myself it’s a non-issue. But the first step is admitting… So, I’m here to tell the world. I know y’all are assuming it’s Starbucks. Or online shopping! Smoking in my garage when I’m alone or drinking too much wine? Fuck no. I wish. But my addiction is much bigger than …

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That Time I Went Hiking

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Shoes. Water bottle. Lulu pants. Lulu tank. Lulu jacket. Lulu thong. And I could stop this blog right here…CUT! If we were filming a TV pilot, or a screenplay…the director would be screaming, “CUT!” Cause I mean, it’s just so fucking stupid how dumb it all is. I’m getting ready this morning to take my boys hiking in the mountains. …

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A Girl’s Best Friend

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I haven’t been here in a while. I’m sorry! I know, I know… But I’ve been busy. Life has gotten in the way of well… Life. And I’ve been writing for some pretty kick-ass publications! I’m on BLUNTMoms, and SuburbanMisfitMoms. And in the Charlotte Observer! Jesus. I’m legit. Like who woulda thunk it? After three years of writing, I’d actually …

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Just Be Nice

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He’s such a dick. He is the biggest asshole, ever! He has nothing kind to say. He can’t even return a phone call. He doesn’t have a nice bone in his entire body. But he’s hot as hell, he has more money than Trump….and he lives in the “cool” part of town so who cares! YES! He is a DOUCHE, …

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Online Dating After Divorce: Truth Hurvitz Style

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We matched on Bumble. We chatted for two days. We exchanged numbers. We texted for “real” on the phone. We had an actual speaking conversation for fuck sake…it was like we knew each other for years! He said all the right things. I was über witty. We continued texting on and off for a week and even scheduled a date …