Nov 14, 2018Why Don’t They Like Me?Kids love me. All kids. There is not a kid in the world that doesn’t. Look, do you know a kid? Put them in front of me and see if they...
Oct 10, 2018It’s Okay to be AloneYou swiped right. You buzzed your butt off. You matched with the best of them. And sure, you had some great dates, met a few nice guys....
Oct 3, 2018She’s So MeanShould I ask her? Yes, baby….ask her. What if she says, no? She will not say no! So yesterday my sixteen-year-old finally–after much...
Sep 26, 2018Millennials, You Suck at Divorce.Millennials You Suck! (I think I’m about to lose my job. Those damn Millennials!) They’ve finally started doing something right! Yes, you...
Sep 19, 2018Worst DATE Ever!I sat there watching. Boy, was it sad. It looked so…. Well, painful. No, it wasn’t just painful, it looked flat-out disastrous. It was...
Sep 5, 2018What Men REALLY Want in a WomanI’ve had it. I’m done guessing. Stopped trying to figure it out… I decided to go right to the source, Y’all! I asked my closest guy...
Aug 29, 2018Dating Tips From The ShowerToday I was in the shower. You know it’s where I do my best thinking. I thought about when I was single. Not like it was sooo long...
Aug 15, 2018Digging up the Dirt: Best Online Dating Sites After DivorceSwipe. Buzz. Match. Over 40. Jewish. Or African-American. Not too tall. Long-term, no short-term. Yes, I like dogs. No, not bald. Wait! I...
Aug 1, 2018Words You’ll Wish You Never HeardI thought I had a pretty good vocabulary. Then I got divorced and started online dating… I went on online dating sites and quickly...