This is not a “pity blog”. I’m not looking for calls or messages. I don’t want any cards or shout-outs about how “it could be worse” or...

Kids love me. All kids. There is not a kid in the world that doesn’t. Look, do you know a kid? Put them in front of me and see if they...

No pumpkins. No candy. No costumes. Ummm…well that was a great Halloween, Guys! What the hell? I texted the boys yesterday from the...

So, last weekend I turned forty-six. Forty-fucking-six years old. (At forty-six I’m surprised I can even remember my age.) Honestly, last...

Don’t cry, Jen. You knew this was coming. So stop it. Just get ahold of your damn self girl and face it. Jennifer, you have TWO teenagers...

And gloomy… Pretty gross out today. Perfect for driving. NOT. So, of course…I’m only that much more freaked out as I watch Jonah...

Not gonna lie. In fact, I was sexually assaulted. Yup. I was teased, too. And emotionally abused by my sorority sisters…and I’m pretty...