I’m sorry!
I know, I know…
But I’ve been busy.
Life has gotten in the way of well…
Life.
And I’ve been writing for some pretty kick-ass publications! I’m on BLUNTMoms, and SuburbanMisfitMoms. And in the Charlotte Observer! Jesus. I’m legit. Like who woulda thunk it? After three years of writing, I’d actually get paid for spewing my crap. Ha. Well, I only have you all to thank. So, well…thanks. Thank you, from the bottom of my Hurvitz heart. I have a big one, ya know. A super, big…gigantic HEART! Even though I swear like a truck driver, and talk about my vagina, I have a heart. And it really is filled with all kinds of love for you, my readers. And now, I’m here. Back to tell you some really big news!
I have grown up.
Yes, you heard me…I’m a big girl now. After forty-four years of living on this planet I have finally done something right! Besides using the correct fork with my salad…
I have fallen in-like with the RIGHT person.
For the right reasons.
Annnnnddd…eye roll, please! I know, you’re totally rolling your eyes right now. Well, fuck off, and stop it! Be supportive! Because this time, it’s different. It is! I am falling for my very best friend. Sigh. And let me just tell you, it hasn’t been easy. It was touch-and-go for a while here…